Eurovision's new recipe
The BBC, creaking under the weight of historic scandals and a changing political landscape, faces uncharted waters in the year ahead. To make itself relevant in the modern era, the Corporation requires a new trademark. Hosting Eurovision could fit the bill.
Read moreWhere are you now?
Eurovision's 60th anniversary show portrayed the contest as a Western affair full of glitz and glam. But it failed to account for the contribution of those countries across the continent - from the Balkans to the Baltics - who were responsible for one of the biggest shifts in the shows history. It wasn't just disappointing, but disrespectful.
Read more12 points for normal
At Eurovision this year Austria will be represented by a drag act with a beard and my god are some people angry about it. With a big Bond style ballad in tow - regardless of what happens in Copenhagen, Conchita is a star. This is hands down one of the best things to come from Eurovision for years - and this entry is absolutely getting my twelve points.
Read moreMaking your mind up time
Next year will be the 60th anniversary of Eurovision - but the BBC has lost its way. It's time for the UK to make its mind up and decide what it wants to be in the contest for. Eurovision is becoming a powerhouse for European music and Britain is being left behind.
Read moreWhat is it you're looking for?
Despite winning Eurovision in Düsseldorf, Azerbaijan can hardly claim to be up there amongst the contest greats. The oil-rich nation won because professional juries propelled Italy within touching distance of victory. The EBU now need to justify the jury.
Read moreAlways is over now
Germany's victory in last years Eurovision should put to bed the idea that politics always wins. Current, modern and commercial, Lena has redefined the contest and shown that traditional Western nations can win - not just the Scandinavians. With some 40,000 people heading to Dusseldorf, expect one hell of a show.
Read moreRespect would be success
The BBC cannot afford to win the Eurovision Song Contest in Germany - but we cannot go on much longer without a decent result. Send a respectable artist and risk success – send an unknown and risk another embarrassment. Don’t expect Gary Barlow – but don’t expect Wagner either. The BBC need to do something different in Dusseldorf.
Read moreLaughing Stock
Mike Stock - a world famous songwriter - is writing this year's Eurovision entry for the UK. It's awful. And to make matters worse he's decided to respond to criticism by saying "oh well.. it's only Eurovision". With a couple of months to go, and angering fans on the way, the BBC is turning Britain into a laughing stock on the way to last place.
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